New Game In Town

fool: ameer hone ka brilliant idea aaya hai,
ultimate adventure trips agency
proprietor: UnFortune's fool
Totally risky tour to Pakistan
sympathetic ear: totally flop idea
who will come?
fool: well people hang upside down on free fall trains for kicks
sympathetic ear: yes but then they are responsible for their own deaths
fool: and that when they know that statically its safer than going to shop for dahi at nukkad shop on a scooter.
here there is real danger

sympathetic ear: yahan pe outside agencies se torture and death ke chances zyada hai, woh bhi disrespectfully
fool: haan to hum kaun unki salamati ki responsibility lenge
sympathetic ear: heh heh
fool: tabhi to ultimate adventure

sympathetic ear: what service will you provide"
fool: book tickets, make reservations (not responsible for hotel being closed/demolished in the interim- part of adventure
fool: and maybe even book a cab/truck to go to whereever

sympathetic ear: visa?
fool: File for visa, woh to apna headache thode hi hai, if pak wants tourists they give visa

sympathetic ear: extended tour to afghanistan too
sympathetic ear: if they pay a nominal amount

fool: I heard <> are crazy maybe send them
sympathetic ear: heh heh
fool: i am telling u its the genesis of a genuine new travel genre

So folks if you are looking for the ultimate adventure tour of your life, I have an offer you can't refuse.