Surreal Moments in Life

A friend answering a buzz on his mobile
F:Hello
Stranger on the other end: Who are you?
F: Whom have you called?
S: My daughter gave me this as her number a week or so ago
F: Well she gave you a wrong number, I've had it for ages.
S: Can you hunt for her in Pune?

Another that happened to me once.
* Phone buzzing *
Me: Hello
S: Sir are you looking for a job change
M:Only if its good.
S: Thank you.
- end of call-