Where is the inflation?

The prices of potatoes and onions may be rising but hey the MPs are coming cheap! I mean a mere crore to save a government? Its shocking I tell ya. Never have we sunk so low.
Now all we need to do is to include bribe rates in computing the rate of inflation. Its an essential commodity for most indians (for 'gifting'). These falling corruption rates will get the inflation rate down and generally create a feel good factor that might re-elect the government!