CLASSIC PRESS CUTTINGS

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Synaesthesia - 5th dimension Movie

Synaesthesia - where the senses mix so you might end up hearing a picture or seeing a sound(read the BBC article here)? Remarkable thing if only moviedom could harness it.
Imagine a drug or a method that causes this temporary condition for say a couple of hours while u watch a movie (or play a game). Each of us will then sample the movie the way (s)he wants it. And no lousy audio systems to mess the pleasure.
You hear scene, taste a dish on the screen, feel that car lurching!

Question of Allegiance

Left Front chairman in West Bengal and Politburo member Biman Bose on the Somnath Chatterjee controversy as quoted in Indian Express
" He was following the Indian Constitution but we have to follow the party Constitution.” (link). So the Party Constitution is in conflict with Indian Constitution? And for members Indian Constitution does not matter if the Party lays a path in conflict? Interesting indeed.

Where is the inflation?

The prices of potatoes and onions may be rising but hey the MPs are coming cheap! I mean a mere crore to save a government? Its shocking I tell ya. Never have we sunk so low.
Now all we need to do is to include bribe rates in computing the rate of inflation. Its an essential commodity for most indians (for 'gifting'). These falling corruption rates will get the inflation rate down and generally create a feel good factor that might re-elect the government!

Its a Billion? 100 Billion? Its a Potato!

Zimbabwe introduces a 100 billion dollar bill! Hard to imagine that. Why not simply re-designate the 1 dollar bill to be equivalent to 100 billion dollar and save some paper? Given that the new bill will not even buy a loaf of bread it really makes me think how do business decide on price. If the 'official' inflation at 2.2 million percent is anything to go by, what you charge today will be too cheap tomorrow so how do you decide on a price?
Why not peg your prices to say a kilogram of say potatoes? While it will surely be comic to write on the plaque - this building costing a billion potato was dedicated to the glory of revolution by President Mugabe, it will also serve a reminder to future how an incompetent government can quickly ruin a rich country. A reminder we in India can do with. It might help us who are fortunate to live in a much more stable economy (at least as yet) to make sense of prices. And bring the much needed recognition to the veggie that has staved starvation for many.
Incidentally its a shame that the world has not done enough, a UN resolution being blocked by two of our own best friends Russia and China. I wonder why do votaries of morality in international politics that so eagerly jump on each Indian move with US as evil don't comment on that?

Updated Jul 30.
Apparently their reserve bank thought so too. They have introduced a new currently where 1 new Z$== Z$ 100 Billion of old. (Read is here on BBC). Potato has been denied its own currency

Why the farce

The farce being played out over the Indo-US nuclear deal while having huge entertainment value, is also instructive in its causes. The primary reasons I think on this is Congress's political incompetence matched by monumental hubris with another that we'll also discuss.
Hubris because as far as I can see, I saw no real effort in Congress trying to reach out to opposition (SP leaders even said it in so many words) and build a consensus over its merits. The same argument that goes that Left is guilty if they vote with BJP just because its BJP probably was at play or not. Lets assume both Left and BJP here have no hidden agenda and seriously think the deal is severely detrimental to Indian interest. So should the Left vote for the deal merely because BJP is opposing it even while fully believing that a party with national interest in mind will oppose it? The argument is dangerous in extreme. So if the only reason Congress did not talk to BJP overtly is this than God help India. Here you have 2 parties that together have been given more than 1/2 of all votes polled in India not talking even on matters of supreme national interest because of some new untouchability? This is both incompetence on Congress's part and monumental hubris if they thought that opposition's views never matter.

That is what comes of Congress's Durbari culture. Those who matter in the party are not those who understand politics or have talents useful to nation. They are there because they swear undying loyalty to the family. No wonder they seriously overestimated their hand and seriously underestimated the play of parochial interest that is so in our genes. But that is not the only juvenile political decision. Last year when the difference with Left first came out in open all the commentators were saying call the left's bluff and go for the kill. If Congress had actually gone in for the deal then they would have in all probability got a much bigger deal.

The fact is that the international momentum over the deal has largely fizzled out. Last year India would have had an upper hand in negotiations, now the government if it survives will still be perceived as a weak government that can fizzle out. Furthermore given the politics over the deal the impression is that plenty in India want to kill it which will give fodders to those opposed to deal internationally. Domestically the economy was doing very well, things were under control.
As the conventional wisdom says economic policy decisions take around 3 years to reflect in numbers. The good run till last year was more because of good fortune of favorable global outlook and earlier policies. Inflation of today is because of unfavorable global outlook and the supreme inaction of an emasculated government that had no substantial reform happening. Global outlook is out of our control but Manmohan Singh should have figured out that lack of reforms will come to haunt at some time.
Congress should have realized last year that BJP will not want an election while the economy was blazing and a feel good mood was around. Further more BJP as a party was moribund. left just had had Nandigram and Singrur and they would have hated an election even more. Granted Karat has never fought an election and hence doesn't care about public opinion but the Left governments in states do. They might have just backed out.

Congress has also been grossly incompetent in not emphasizing the various facets of the deal. It because for Left- a strategic alliance with US - which it is but its only a part of the whole, for others it was about energy which is also extremely important for a power starved India. But the deal is more than just that. For one, its about gaining entry to nuclear commerce club where US is not the only country. More importantly it opens doors to all sorts of dual use technologies. Indian scientists and engineers will be allowed to study such technologies in top foreign institutes. Dual use things like special alloys, fertilizers, space tech, military tech, doors will open to all sorts of collaboration with various leaders in the fields to India. Top talent can come over from abroad and work in Indian firms that will help raise the standard of cutting edge in India. Where is the even mention of all these things by the government.

The 3rd reason is BJP's own petty chagrin. As an MP in the Lok Sabha debate so eloquently put it the BJP's opposition is not because of substance of the deal, its because Advani's signature is not on it. There are reports in media of NSA and Manmohan briefing key leaders of BJP and those leaders accepting that the deal is very well done. Yet BJP chose to oppose the deal because of petty reasons.

The very fact that a party that has its base in urban India (arguably the future India) has nearly killed the deal that it itself started and knows is in national interest merely to score points, deserves itself being sent into political oblivion. The fact that I who hated the dynastic culture of Congress now hope that BJP is voted out humiliatingly should be a lesson to such parties. Those who are sent to parliament are supposed to work for the nation. If they are willing to sell out the nation of a mere red light on an antiquated car, they have no place in public life. And more than Congress which is mostly incompetent in this saga, it is BJP that acted evil and deserves to be taught a lesson.

Updated: Sometime later in the day:
A news report said that Ajit Singh and Dev Gowda have commented that Government seems to be winning and so they cannot predict how (their) voting shall go. Dev Gowda apparently has asked for Sonia's time later today. These leaders where in discussions with Both Government and opposition had publically gone anti government. Now that govt seems to be carrying the motion they are thinking of switching sides.
Translation: Sorry we made a wrong move but doesn't matter. You can hand over your money to us now.
Boy T20 wasn't half as much fun as this.

I wonder

I wonder if BJP might secretly be wishing for the Congress to win the confidence vote? That ways they will not have to make good their promise to 'renegotiate' the nuclear deal with USA. At the same time they can claim to have fought the deal if anything goes wrong in future!

PS: Amar Singh says SP now supports Congress on the nuclear deal since the deal is in national interest. He also says that 'communalism' is a greater threat to India than the nuclear deal hence supports Congress. Just wondering if the second biggest threat to nation can be in national interest?

Musings on a trip to a religious place

Its amazing the amount of violence devotees happily inflict on other devotees pushing and punching, jumping over ropes delaying those who actually wait in queue to get a darshan of someone who preached love and devotion!

PS: Those planning to go to Shirdi from Pune, the most convenient route is to follow the Yerwada road (if coming from Boatclub, get down the bridge and take a right. Just follow the route keeping always on left till Ahmednagar and there ask for directions to Shirdi.

Pesticide Free Vegetables?

So if you buy some fresh veggies and find insects, larvae etc alive on some, is it a good sign? A sign that its not doused in Pesticide?

Indian Museum of Human Development?

NYTimes has a report about an impending auction of some artifacts of science history. How I wish one of our Indian agencies/corporate buys up some of these and makes a science museum. Its such a pity that the land that gave the world such wonders of science like the decimal system, the zero, had plastic surgery during the time of Sushruta in 6th century BC does not have a decent science museum while we spend millions on statues year on year.

We can start with a nucleus of such a manuscript library and slowly build it up (hopefully adding few remaining Indian manuscripts on science etc. It might rekindle the scientific spirit in some of its wonder struck children visitors.

Training for Nirvana?

Came across this speech at NYTimes blogs. A brain scientist gets a brain strokes, recovers and talks about it.
One of the points she mentioned was that with her controlling the body part of brain shutting down she had almost a euphoric sensation for a while. She is detached from her own body- viewing it as some separate machine.
I've always wondered what do these yogis, mystics talk about when they talk about dhyan and euphoria and detachment from physical world. Is it that what the meditation unwittingly unlocks is a switch that shuts the rational mind off for a while leading to such an experience we often talk in terms of 'revelation', out of body experience, communion with God etc?

Maybe this time they will investigate

Jaipur was hit by serial blasts. An event that would have shook the nation wildly but for the fact that its become a regular occurring event. All politicians are playing the blame game. States blame center, center blames states, BJP blames Congress, Congress blames BJP and people will die on.
Meanwhile our VIPs will continue playing the give me more security game. The status of a VIP is rated by how many security personnel they have. A lowly one gets like 18! policemen, higher ones may get more than 100! How does sheer number helps doesn't make itself clear to me but apparently the Kings know it so they keep increasing their security detail numbers while blaming lack of policemen for crime investigation and prevention.
After all the government will get time to pay attention to citizen deaths once the ministers get time from writing letters to other ministries to corner government largess for the family, or after settling the burning issues of cricket. It seems every state's cricket body is headed by a minister or erstwhile minister. J&K has Farrukh Abdullah, Bihar has Laloo, Sharad Pawar is the head of BCCI.
But there may be a silver lining here. Today's TOI mentioned that many Australian cricketers were planning to return back post the blasts. That'll deal a blow to T20 which is cricket's latest money spinner. We know that politicos in India care only for money and cricket. So it might be a double whammy for them. This might just about make them try and work on prevention of such activities, at least in places important to cricket.
We can dream.

Sham Democracy

Manohar Joshi, the ex Lok Sabha Speaker in an interview post his book "1B" launch mentions that often passengers were too scared to talk to him when they realized that they were sitting next to a Shiv Sena MP. An MP (speaker of House of representatives no less) is feared because of which party he belongs to and that party is a registered political party! Speaks volumes about how our democracy has degenerated.

Another MP, cabinet minister and in charge of "human resources including education" swears that he pledged his loyalty to the family and will remain true to it and that is how he is judged. Please not, he does not mentions he pledged to constitution or to safeguard India's interest but of the "family". Does no one finds it odd that loyalty to a "family" and its rewards being ministerial births a slapping insult to democracy? Was this why people shed blood to liberate this country, why Patel and and Nehru worked to get the kings away from deciding citizen's destiny? If this is not an insult to us and our constitution than what is? But I am sure we will vote in the same people who will reward his subversion of democracy with more power.

Then we have our ackowledged security experts, our scientists (and those not dependent on political masters to continue in job) touting the nuclear deal, other defense agreements, oil pipelines only to have the political masters (including one who traveled in a Jet to Taliban, gifted them mangoes and lots of freed terrorists) citing Kalam's competence to judge the nuke deal? or left who opposed India's nuclear program but support's Iran and want India to support it no matter what the political costs?

Or Das Gupta of CPI who said Dalai Lama has insulted India by being political when the gentleman says he is not against China owning Tibet but want cultural genocide to end? His party and its ilk actually compared Tibet to Kashmir. As far as I know India is not illegally occupying Tibet tho China does have parts of Kashmir ceded to it by Pakistan. As far as I know Kashmir does not let rest of Indians buy land there while Tibet is probably now Han majority? Will the communists allow India to follow the same policy in Kashmir as China in Tibet (after all these are similar cases as per dear commies of India)?

The Earth Day Special: Cleaning up broken CFL

I have now replaced almost all incandescent lights with CFLs. Did you know there are yellow CFLs too, a bit more expensive but if like me you like the soft yellow lights, they are great. Hopefully LEDs will become cheaper soon when I'll move to LED lights.
What many of us don't realize is the CFLs contain mercury and such rather dangerous elements (do you know that mercury is dangerous for health? ). India rather helpfully doesnt even have such information publicized on the CFL packs and our recycling efforts are joke. While ultimately our toxic trash might still end up in some landfill untreated because there are no recycling centers at least we can ensure that we do not poison our living spaces. So here are some tips on how to handle a CFL breakage.
Now that you know how to handle CFL waste, go ahead and replace incandescent with CFL. And don't worry while more CFL means more mercury around, it is still less than the mercury our coal fired power plants put into air to power the incandescent lights.

State of Hindi Publications and What can We do About It.

I often keep searching for Hindi magazines to read. As it happens Pune does not really have good outlets keeping Hindi books barring the occasional Premchand, lot less magazines. So the only option is to search online. I came across this very well written piece that talked about the current state of Hindi Publishing.
It is indeed sad. I remember the time I was still a middle school boy, there were Dharmayug and Saptahik Hindustan that carried great pieces in Hindi. Alas both folded up. I was surprised to read that Dharmayug was printing over 4 lakh copies a month during those days. It was a pity that the very rich Times of India group and Hindustan Times group could not manage to keep these two periodicals running.
Most of the few remaining Hindi journals have an monthly print of 5000 copies or less. Its sad to see that Hindi state governments can spent crores every years in erecting statues and like but cannot spend a couple of crores in subscribing to these magazines that preserve a whole culture and provide for intellectual dynamism of the masses.
This is one thing that I admire about Maharashtrians (its also there is south from what i hear but I know about Maharashtra since I now live here). Average educated Marathi takes a lot of pride in sustaining the Marathi cultural pursuits like literature and theater etc. And its not just some notion of philanthropy that makes them pay money. The fact is that people genuinely enjoy the local art forms.
Hindi heartland probably suffers for its poverty. The big towns has its literary minded citizens reading English. and the small towns probably find the whole trouble to getting writers to contribute, print and distribute a quality magazine too expensive for its general public. I think there is also a lack of certain awareness. I and many of my friends would love to read Hindi magazines of literary kind. And I do spend money buying books so yes given a quality periodical, I would buy it. Same would go for so many of people like me, people in cities like Pune. Bombay, Bangalore, Hyderabad, California and New York.
There is a surprising lack of online presence of these magazine. This especially comes in way of expats, a lot of whom feel nostalgic about the literature and culture back home. An online - subscription and/or ad based magazine I am sure will find takers. We already have Hindi Newspapers seeing very healthy circulation. So a large group like HT or TOI should find restarting a web based Hindi magazine maybe chump change.
There are I am sure lots of writers who still write in local languages. If these online periodicals start accepting stories online getting submissions may not be tough. There could even be some sort of a view + ratings based system where all submissions are up for view and those that cross a viewership/rating threshold gets money proportional to the number of views. To get around the usual moronic vandalism that happens on online sites, maybe a submitter needs to open an account with the site for say INR100/- so only serious authors get online and INR100/- is so low that any author will be able to sign up.
Similarly deals can be made with corporates to buy a few copies for reception areas, schools for libraries. Language schools teaching Hindi could be another target demographics. In short I think embracing new technologies, newer channels of distribution should easily allow for another 50000 a month copies for a quality journal. Even at that tiny volume, a small profit can be made.
Another idea could be that some of these magazines can even double up as literary agents. Yes there can be certain amount of discomfort with this idea but maybe a separate marketing function can take care of it. So a magazine can hook up with say a TV producer so serialize a story or have a story and episode kind of format. Both the existing publisher and the author can share the royalties from it.
Lets see if any of this is realized. Who knows one day if I have some money I might start some venture of my own. After all dead of a language is too painful to be allowed.

Driving me crazy

Since the theme this month seems to be ads, a few more thoughts have to be foisted here.
First that IPL and more so KolKatta Knight Riders (KKR). There ads are more ubiquitous than stink in a roadways loo. You can have 10 min of peaceful channel flipping without running into these days. I suspect if the IT department were to investigate the costs incurred on ads, we may be able to avoid personal income tax imposition at all.
Coming back to ads IPL ads (and 99% of which are KKR) all show a contest where there is a winner but each one of the contest has a winner winning by a means other than cricket! Sometimes its dance, sometimes it some ball game involving kicks, sometimes shouting. Sign of times? This circus promises to be everything but cricket if the ads are any indications.
There is a BSNL ad that has a babe agreeing to a good match till she discovers that the prospective in-laws place has no landline! I mean hello couldn't the ad agency pick a more plausible reason than equating a BSNL landline with identity?

Then there are those good ads. The new Vodaphone ads are typically cheeky and fun and the theme goes well with the target audience of teenagers.
-- to be continued (when I can recollect the other ads, KKRs carpet bombing has pretty much left no ad space left for other folks).

Another recent ad I like is from a plywood firm. The ads shows a couple of lawyers arguing about a case with the judge hammering the desk (made of plywood) to adjourn the rather comical debate. And the debate goes on. While being fun it is also a powerful satire on the justice system where a simple case goes on long enough for an adolescent to be a creeping old.
Similarly there is that ad from a radio station that has someone inside a manhole singing a happy song with a message that our listeners are always happy. Simple, yet conveys the message that its channel that will play fun songs.

Is it debate, Is it poetry? Sounds like Abuse to Me :)

The old timers got many things right. I came across this - an impromptu abuse session in a paper today. Abuse as an art form! Come to think of it why not. In colleges there used to be "creative abuse" contests which were well very creative at times.
Satire as an effective form of commentary on social conditions or happenings has been in existence for long. But "abuse" as a commentary on social conditions and happenings I found rather novel. If we look at our modern day politics, so much is about abusing the others. Now at least these leaders can claim to be artists. So folks doncha worry no barbarians at the gates any more. Its an infestation of art spirit.
On a more serious note, yes there is something in satire/abuse that often brings out the creative best in people. Why not have this as a form of creative expression and let off steam? Since these are public events often with neighbours/friends in attendance I doubt if the sessions would degenerate into crass name calling - which the participants insist is not there. Then it seems more like what they call in Hindi as 'Haasya Kavi Sammelan' - humor poetry session. and such sit down social events can only lead to more fraternal spirit. The only difference is that one is allowed to retort to an 'abuse'. A debate in poetry format - what fun!
This is a model I'd like to see happening on a bigger scale.

Non resident resident

There is a recent report of an MP involved in some controversy in delaying an aircraft. What I find interesting is that the said member of Rajya Sabha (the upper house of Indian Parliament) is apparently an NRI based in Dubai.
Isnt it an eligibility criteria that the candidate for a RS seat be a 'resident' of the state? How is a non resident Indian a member of a house of parliament meant only for residents of a state. While it may be legal because he is a citizen, isn't it against the spirit of the house?

The future is advertising?

The future is advertising? Going by the almost universal demand on everything on internet being free,- just look at emails/chat etc, it stands to reason that ad supported free sites will only go on. Now there are paid sites that also use ads, and some of them pretty obtrusively too and they are tolerated. I foresee eventually every other site will have heavy ads. But lots of ads itself does not help much. What the advertisers will of course like, are ads that are effective. Ads that actually interest the viewer and here comes in the success of sites like Google and all that do a lot of data mining and come up with targeted ads based on certain well researched assumptions of the user interest.

Even non internet ads – especially those that rely on broadcast media do a lot of research based on the preferences of the target audience before deciding on the exact ad message. Recently there was a report in Guardian of UK that talked about neuro-research driven ads. Here the advertiser actually map a sample’s brain waves/cell conditions in response of specific types of ads and based on the ad that generates a more suitable mental reason, come up with the campaign.

In some distant or not so distant future once net connectivity is ubiquitous so that broadcast networks can actually have appliances in user homes which can feedback data and receive targeted content (esp. in case of ads). This is not far fetched since cable modems already have capability to feedback data to the service provider. Such a setup can have a sophisticated sensor that can actually sense the brainwaves from a distance. Or maybe there is a headset based system that may be able to capture brainwaves while projecting a 3 dimensional image of the programming directly onto the retina. What prevents us from then say putting an ad for a similar whiskey on the screen when the hero in that flick is swishing a stiff one and the viewer indicates a similar wish?

Interesting case would be when instead of a headset, there is just one device in the room and all see ads based on whichever person it focuses on. Imagine a set of conservative parents and some interestingly iconoclast adolescent sitting together and the unit latching onto some of the viewers randomly?

Or a case of a hall full of people with a large TV set (like in sports bar and all). Might be quite some fun to speculate who trigger that ahem ad!

Olympic torch in India and Tibet protests

India does have a delicate balancing act in the whole Tibetan - China issue that is right now taking the world's center stage. While justice demands that we strongly oppose the cultural annihilation of Tibet being conducted by China, real politic demands that the government conducts itself with India's best interest in mind and not being guided by emotions.
That said as a genuine democracy India must not repress any peaceful protest against China or the Olympic torch. Democracy as the most participative of the current political systems needs to emerge a winner here. So all the security and all being planned for the torch relay into India is fine, let no harm come to the torch that is a symbol of human athletic achievements.
At the same time nothing should stop us from letting peaceful protests happen in background. What is the harm is allowing black armbands? Or people staging plays depicting the concern in the backdrop of a torch and our TV covering it? Will China like it? Of course not. But so long as the torch is not harmed we must be firm. No one respects a lap dog, a lesson many of our senior politicians and powers to be will do well to realize. Yes China will fret and fume and that is their right. And it is our right to show how a competent democracy works and how people are free to do their will in India so long as they do it peacefully,.
China will respect a confident India and not a groveling India.