Sometimes I wish my life had a erase/rewind button

Friday, February 20, 2009

New Game In Town

fool: ameer hone ka brilliant idea aaya hai,
ultimate adventure trips agency
proprietor: UnFortune's fool
Totally risky tour to Pakistan
sympathetic ear: totally flop idea
who will come?
fool: well people hang upside down on free fall trains for kicks
sympathetic ear: yes but then they are responsible for their own deaths
fool: and that when they know that statically its safer than going to shop for dahi at nukkad shop on a scooter.
here there is real danger

sympathetic ear: yahan pe outside agencies se torture and death ke chances zyada hai, woh bhi disrespectfully
fool: haan to hum kaun unki salamati ki responsibility lenge
sympathetic ear: heh heh
fool: tabhi to ultimate adventure

sympathetic ear: what service will you provide"
fool: book tickets, make reservations (not responsible for hotel being closed/demolished in the interim- part of adventure
fool: and maybe even book a cab/truck to go to whereever

sympathetic ear: visa?
fool: File for visa, woh to apna headache thode hi hai, if pak wants tourists they give visa

sympathetic ear: extended tour to afghanistan too
sympathetic ear: if they pay a nominal amount

fool: I heard <> are crazy maybe send them
sympathetic ear: heh heh
fool: i am telling u its the genesis of a genuine new travel genre

So folks if you are looking for the ultimate adventure tour of your life, I have an offer you can't refuse.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

It doent happen in Indyiah!

The mystery of Ireland's worst driver screams BBC. I wonder how many times this happen in India? Maybe not, since when have police simply noted a driver's address to send the parking fine? Here we usually pay it upfront, discount if you don't demand a receipt : )

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

The most unlikely movie

Its been a slow day as you can make out. So here I stumble onto this short brilliant piece. Have fun reading :)

The Virgin Taste

Something to cheer up a dreary day. The raw emotions of a flier on a Mumbai London Virgin flight when the man met the food. The sort of criticism that feels like being hit on the head with a slice of lemon wrapped in a gold brick. Apparently Sir Branson phoned up the guy and offered him to be the food taster/selector for Virgin for a month!
Hand it to these British for their sense of humour.